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a black guy who shoulkd really be white
White Willy: hey guys, i'm not any good at basketball and i don't listen to rap
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To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
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Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.
Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
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Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
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Margery is a serial willy wangler.
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to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.
Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"
Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"
Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"
Frank- "i know"
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a native american that drinks alcohol in a Bruce Willis Die Hard way
Take a look at fucking chug willis over there.
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the act of having a drop of urin on the tip of your dick as you stick it to ones ear.
dude shes been around soo much id rather "really willy" her face
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The art of hiding under your boss's desk in attempts of trying to earn a "RAISE".
Well let me climb under your desk and see if we can't bump that up a little sooner...and give you a Wild Willie boss man
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a limp penis that is covered in sperm
i have a milky willy
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