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Your one friend, everyone has one, that continues to defie all logic by "one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area. Wow, I want to party with that guy.
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Your wife's loser brother. Has tons of good ideas but needs to "borrow" a thousand dollars to get started.
He's an expert at everything futile, worthless and unprofitable.
He talks constantly.
Oh honey, I had to write Trent a check today, he is starting a business cleaning bicycles for the Salvation Army, he's going to make it big this time! We have to dear, you worked overtime for a month and he's your brother in law. Don't you love me?
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Unlike a Sugar Daddy, a Sugar Brother is typically a younger average looking male who spends inordinate amounts of money on an attractive popular female. They typically receive their wealth from a third party (rich father or mother), but flaunt it as if they made the money themselves. Sugar Brothers typically hang out with other "regular guys", but feel they have a higher status due to the female they bring to social occasions. Sugar Brothers will give a lot to the female ( money, rides, drinks etc...), but they will receive absolutely nothing in return from the attractive female, other than her presence.
Brandon: Hey man that Thomas guy is an absolute pimp, look at that chick he is with.
Josh: No man, he is a Sugar Brother.
Brandon: Oh, so he doesn't get any on the side, huh?
Josh: No, he spent $100 dollars on her and she didn't even say thank you.
Brandon: Oh, is that why he say he looks at her as a sister.
Josh: Yeah, most likely he tried to go out with her, but got denied. Now he is a Sugar Brother.
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When two guys spit on each others hand and then give a handshake.
Samuel is my spit brother. But my hand smelled gross after doing that.
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A Tiny person that can be annoying and fun to pick on.
They sometimes hit you with golf clubs in an attempt to ask you to play.
When in a car they scream and have a loud annoying laugh while you watch a movie, which totaly ruins it.
Baby Brothers rarly are good,quiet, can talk, and dont ruin laptops with sticky hands and pop their mother so kindly gave to them.
Baby Brother :Waaaaaah!
Olderbro: In watching a movie,shh!
Babybro:(sees funny part) AHAHAHAHAHAHHEEHEHEHEHEAHEHAHEAHEAHEAHEHUEHEAEHAHEE!!!!!!
Olderbro:screw this, im nnot watching it anymore.
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When more than one man is married to one woman at the same time, the men are brother husbands; the men are usually bisexual and the woman is straight. There are also Sister-Wives; in this case, the women are bisexual and the man is straigt. You can have as many brother-husbans or sister-wives as you want.
Tom and Bryan are both married to Katie! Tom and Bryan are Brother-Husbands!
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A male who engages in sexual acts with an African American male.
I ain't down wif Duanne, he's a brother fucker.
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