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Someone who is useless due to the habitual consumption of drugs and/or alcohol.
Bob is such a waste product, he can’t hold down a job because he’s always wasted.
When you and your friends go to a huge ass party that consists of a very large quantity of alchohol, in which you drink as much of it as you can, therefore getting waste-faceted.
Dude i drank so much at the party that i was completely waste-faceted!!
When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.
Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.
A woman that is really into recycling.
She's the offices' Waste Witch.
to spill or drop tobacco or marijuana when working with it
Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!
boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?