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Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.
Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?
Marie: Of course, come in the room
National Send Nudes day
Ask your crush/gf/bf for 15 nudes
crush 1: Wow it’s august 22 !
crush 2: *15 attachments*
National kick your crush on the balls day
Did you know that today is august 22nd day
Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘
Slap a bitch day, national slap a bitch day where you get to slap any bitch
“Hey man what day is it?”
“Cmon it’s 10/5/22 you know what day it is!”
“Ooooh it’s slap a bitch day!!”
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The best number in the world. Looks absolutely perfect on a sports uniform jersey. Usually worn by the best player on the team.
Me: Can I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have my number??!
Player with #22: I would but, sorry no.
Me: *cries all the way home*
Legit^^^
Mom: Why are you mad?? (Wasn't at practice)
Me: BECAUSE MOM. IM GOING TO BED. GOODNITE.