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-a term used by Cadets at the United States Military Academy (West Point) for the dedicated and unlucky few who have walked one-hundred hours or more of walking tours as punishment for committed misdemeanors, such as being late to class
"Wow, man, a Reg Board? And the Colonel gave you 80 more hours?! Welcome to the Century Club, Brother."
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Another great American Passtime, Generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).
Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).
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the best godamn fucking movie ever made
the best godamn fucking movie ever made!!!!
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A club that men and women join so the can watch porn movies and then act them out. Each person plays one of the people in the movie.
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a club where you must be 69 years old, at least 6' 9" tall, have at least a 7" penis (if you're a guy), becuase all they do, is 69. the owner and founder is Peñis Mompaños Mompanos (pronounced peen-yis Mom-pie-nohs Mom-pay-nos). He thought of the idea when he was 21 on his 22nd birthday. It was before the time of the day when he turned 22, so he was still 21, but also 22.
pimp: how do i get into club 697?
ho: you have to be 69, 6 foot 9, 7, because all we do, is 69.
pimp: that's fucked up
ho: suck my dick bitch. this is club 697.
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A group of horny women that gather together online to discuss matters of mutual interest. Entertainment is often provided by a table dancing blue dress wearing hot stud.
"Hey, Cunt Club session in progress! Who is gonna give us girlz a table dance?"
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