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At a certain age

Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.

Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

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What is the military age of Cordaniy?

13.7 | 14 | 15.1

What is the military age of Cordaniy? are 13.7 | 14 | 15.1

by Lerim Mona August 7, 2022


New Age Rodeo

A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.

"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!

by Lana Wols February 23, 2018


little age faker

when a little kid on the internet fakes their age to be older to seem cool but they clearly aren't that age, the opposite of an old age faker

6-year-old Johnny wanted to chat in a group chat for people 13+ so he faked his age by saying he was 15, yet, he was banned for people figuring him out because he misspelled everything and asked about what some cuss words meant, making him a little age faker

by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019


AG Teacher

The nicest and most layed back teacher in the school but always late.

"yo dude there's the AG Teacher"
"go ask him to come to our class"
"sure dude"

"yo sir, i got AG during period 3, you should come join"
"I'll see, if I don't have classes I'll think about it

by FGSHS Student March 10, 2022


AG Events

He is that friend who is friends with everyone.
Will 10/10 be the best travelling partner.
Knows when you need a break and prepares
a perfect plan for it. Also knows the route of every destination, as well as your heart.

"Bro, AG Events is the OG when it comes to trips"

by Xyz;) November 24, 2021


Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works

My father has grown "Sour Aged"

by Ass_Pounder October 5, 2020