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Alabama Fist Fest

the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.

one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!

by alabamaking March 28, 2017


Alabama ice pop

When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling

It was really hot, so my sister and I had an Alabama ice pop

by Herpesbacon January 25, 2017


Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 26, 2019


Alabama ear waffle

When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.

At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.

by Terio Marin May 19, 2016


Alabama Soup Bowl

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, it involves defecating in the vagina of your partner, but instead it involves diarrhea in place of regular solid feces.

After eating that Mexican food, Ryan surprised Afton with an Alabama Soup Bowl.

by elspartaco February 3, 2011


Alabama Tube Sock

When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.

I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018


Alabama Barking Spider

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

by Walkndude October 30, 2013