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I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
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Using icy hot as lube for anal sex
Last night Amy and i had an alaskan bonfire, yada yada yada it hurts to piss today
The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"
Where you are prairie dogging, and right before you get to the toilet the shit comes out.
Dam Austin. last night I was prairie dogging, and it became an Alaskan Prairie Dog!!!
an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
Having someone stand behind you while you bend over and turbo shit in their face and let it droop down their body
Yo stand by that wall so i can Alaskan rockfall you
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It is when you and 3 or more men grab a snow shovel and ejaculate on it to "fill it up" then thrown it on one of the boys partners
He Frank me and the boys are going to do an Alaskan snow shovel on my gf are you in!