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An All-At-Once refers to the act of taking a shit with very impressive speed, mobility, and timing. The manoeuvre is typically executed in public bathrooms, however may also be executed in any foreign bathroom to the performing party. The All-At-Once's success is essentially reliant on a person's focused coordination as well as his sharpened mind-over-body abilities.
The approach begins by said person squatting over the toilet seat. Remember, the technique is all about speed. So naturally, by not touching the seat with his ass, he eliminates the time it would take to lay out toilet paper. The person then proceeds to clench his entire body with all his entire might and strength to ideally push all waste out of his body. This clenching body sensation can be compared to the transformation into Super Saiyan. One needs to focus all of his body's effort on clenching all the muscles to force all shit out. Ultimately, the goal is for the shit to fall out as quickly as possible, in one push, all at once.
The clean up is also equally innovative. As one takes the squat, right before he clenches his body, he reaches over and pulls off a handful of toilet paper. After the shitting is performed, the person wipes as he stands up, then immediately drops it into the toilet. He flushes with his other hand, then makes his way to wash his hands. The entire All-At-Once is performed seemingly in one clear, flowing body motion.
(Group of friends at a Pizzeria)
Friend 1: Alright, let's head out.
Friend 2: Okay gimme thirty seconds max, I need to go the bathroom.
(Goes to washroom to perform the All-At-Once, returns as friends are still packing up.)
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A term used to describe someone or something that is much cooler than average.
Oh man, Jeff is all-sweet!
Dude, that car is all kinds of sweet!
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this is really bad, i'm fucked
wannabe hip-hop ghetto bitch, or fat tattooed white super-pretender beatch, upon learning their baby daddy just married mariah carey's super hot, rich dance coach, "it's all good", usually accompanied by an expansive two-arm gesture.
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A large group of over indulged rugby-playingchoker(s)from the southern Hemisphere, where they are preened and treated like Gods, only to discover that when confronted by opposition with a 'game plan' that they are incapable of stepping up.
The entire 2007 Rughy World Cup All Black Team.
viz..the 2005 Chicago White Sox, 2004 New York Yankees oh 2003 All Blacks, 1999 All Blacks
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From Dead Kennedy's "Claifornia Uber Alles"
An Uber Alle is a little shit who thinks they are better than every one else.
Look at those fucking uber alles bullying that kid.
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Bob: Your wife cheated on you man, you okay?
Bill: It's all gravy baby!
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I know, know what's on your mind
And I know it gets tough sometimes
But you can give it one more try to find a reason why
You should pick it up, ooh, and try it again
'Cause it's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out this time
It's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might work out fine this time
It's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out
'Cause it's not too late for that, too late for me
I know I've been hurt before
And I know I really shouldn't give any more
But this time, this time things seem just a little different
And when I look in your eyes, you know I can see that it's true
And I hear you say it's
All right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out this time
It's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might work out fine this time
It's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out
'Cause it's not too late for that, too late for love
Just when you feel helpless
Nothing left to say
Love will find us, the past behind us
Then we're on our way
Ooh, yeah
Time and time again I see, people so unsure like me
We all know it gets hard sometimes
But you can give it one more try
Find another reason why you should pick it up
Ooh, why you should kick it up, ooh, try it again
'Cause it's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out this time
It's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might work out fine this time
It's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out this time
It's all right, think we're gonna make it
Think it might work out fine this time
It's all right, I think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out this time
It's all right, I think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out this time
It's all right, I think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out this time
It's all right, I think we're gonna make it
Think it might just work out...
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