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I am getting head

alright look I know you may be a kid but head means when your sitting down naked and someone sucks on your dick that really it

Jack: why you push me into a chair

ema : maybe you should pull downs your pants
jack: ok?
ema : sit down

jack : okcheez

ema: *give head*
jack: *in head* I AM GETTING HEAD ??

by โ €โ €โ €โ € October 19, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Am I Evil?

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes

Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh

On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am

My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am

I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


why am i searching this up

Idk why are you searching this up

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?

by Nobody reads this May 10, 2018

142๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

by Quirty uwo Pazโ€™s May 26, 2020

85๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Am your mom

I am your mom.

your mom

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


i am the one who knocks

Completely badass line said by Walter White in Breaking Bad, announcing his power over others.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No...I am the one who knocks."

by Stegosaurus24 October 28, 2013

316๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

by Soooooo fucking bored August 11, 2011

520๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž