National have a bong day
everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g
βwhy is everyone cooked as - am i missing somethingβ
itβs august 20 which means itβs have a bong day !!
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National slap someone call Bob
Random person: Hey itβs August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe
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National boyfriends day. Post them to your social media & show them you care. π€
Hey guess what!! ITS august 10th ITS NATIONAL BOYFRIENDS DAY!!!
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National do whatever your older sibling wants day
"Hey lil sis give me your ice cream, it's August 30"
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August 30 is when the perfect human beings were born
When were you born?
I was born on August 30
Youβre the epitome of perfection
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Go celebrate Michael Jackson ! It's his Birthday...listen to his Music and dance to it ( and for my fellow moonwalkers: just watch every Clip there is of the HIStory Tour you know what im talkin 'bout π)
His Birthday is on August 29th in this day everyone should celebrate the king of pop
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If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.
"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."
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