August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!
*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!
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Dkhyaโs birthday! Best Virgo ever you should try her blrdddd๐ฎ ๐จ โฆ
august 31 is daddy dkhya birthday
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National do whatever your older sibling wants day
"Hey lil sis give me your ice cream, it's August 30"
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August 30 is when the perfect human beings were born
When were you born?
I was born on August 30
Youโre the epitome of perfection
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The day the baddest bitch and a material gurll was born. Your really lucky, pretty, and u will get all the boys u want in the future if u are born on this date.
OMG she was born on 21 august. The beauty dayyyy. God I'm jealous of her!
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Go celebrate Michael Jackson ! It's his Birthday...listen to his Music and dance to it ( and for my fellow moonwalkers: just watch every Clip there is of the HIStory Tour you know what im talkin 'bout ๐)
His Birthday is on August 29th in this day everyone should celebrate the king of pop
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If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.
"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."
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