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A sex act, where the man ejaculates on to the face of a female (a facial) then slaps her with a handful of bird feathers. For greater authenticity, the feathers should be yellow.
The chick I picked up from the bar last week is still trying to hop on my nuts. I'm gonna give her the Big Bird so she leaves me alone.
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big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars
i want to be a big john
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The Secretary of Homeland Security -- Janet Napolitano.
A reference to George Orwell’s 1984 ( Big Brother ).
The biggest threat to our freedoms isn't Islamist or domestic terrorists -- it's the Department of Homeland Security and Big Sis!
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In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Big Slick refers to holding an ace and a king as your two hole cards. It is famously refered to Big Slick as it is a slippery hand that one can easily lose a fortune over. Usually grouped together as one of the premium hands along with Aces and Kings, but this hand is more flexible especially if suited.
Other nicknames for Big Slick include: Space Cowboy, Walking Back to Houston, Big Ugly, Santa Barabara, Ass Kicker, Machine Gun, and Big Slick in a Suit (if suited)
The Board came A 2 8 and both players in the pot held Big Slick. There were gonna be fireworks.
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