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A previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion.
The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
Controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.
Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift
Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere
Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future
A few days later . . .
Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
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A married man that you meet online in a social media setting and form a intimate relationship with.
I Facebook him day and night, talk about everything, even his trouble with his wife and job, text constantly and even fell in love. He's my cyber married boyfriend.
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Girlfriend has to listen to boyfriend the whole day.
B:give me a hug please. It’s boyfriend appreciation day.
G:ok fine.
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When a girl say find me a boyfriend that means she likes you and scared to ask you out.
Tyler, find me a boyfriend
Bubble Operated Boyfriend is a bong.
She is in a committed relationship with her Bubble Operated Boyfriend.
A Bad Boyfriend Job is when your job treats you horribly, pays you horribly or even is just unhealthy for you but you keep it because it pays and you have not found another job to take its place.
You might even reason with yourself to say you are staying in this job for one reason or another but in reality, you are stuck until you find other employ or quit the job, usually citing sanity reasons.
Rick was humiliated every Saturday at his job because of his weight but it was a Bad Boyfriend Job and he needed the money. Knowing this, it made things better for a little while.
After explaining my job to my therapist, she said to leave as soon as possible. It was a Bad Boyfriend job that had gone toxic.
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