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This man right here is AMAZING. I have never found someone so perfect for me in everyway. I love his voice, his laugh, his smile, everything about him. God sure does have a plan for me. And its to be with him. And i plan on doing that for the rest of my life. I want to grow old with him and never let our love die. We have had our ups and downs. But what relationship hasnt? He is my other half and i would give up my life so that he could go on with his. Not only to we have so much in common. But, i really wanna fuck this dude. I mean like really. Uh. Uh. Uh. Baby!!!! haha If, your reading this you wouldnt understand. I love him more than life. And he is the only person i trust with everything. I love you baby! And that is a promise im keeping forever. <3
amazing My Baby
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When a women or man swallows the cum jizz nut from a mans penis.
Get on ya knees and swallow babies.
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"Hey Little Piss Baby, you think you're so cool, huh?"
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Anyone born 9 months after a blackout. Presumably the parents found something to do while the power was out that didn't involve electricity...
The great northeast US blackout of 1965 happened in early November. Nine months later, I was born - a blackout baby! Guess I know what my folks were up to when the lights were out (ewwww....)
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A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.
She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.
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a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.
whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!
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Little mixed race babies of tomorrow
Hey isn't that girl black? Yeah, I wanna make a little tomorrow baby with her.
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