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When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.
Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!
John: No way man! I did the same thing!
Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!
When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.
I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.
The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.
The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.
Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.
Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!
When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.
I gotta pull over, I'm Motion Picture Baked.
When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake