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When someone smack there sack across your face and jizz in you
I saw someone get a bees bath
An individual of Arabic descent.
See that Arab in the pool, he's what you call a bath bomb.
When one releases gas whilst bathing in a bathtub, after ingesting especially spicy food.
Oh man, I shouldn’t have eaten that taco, I let off a bath bomb!
When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
When one puts burning coals in their partner's ass, then cumshots into the ass.
Jim: Hey, Ted, guess what I did to Sally last night!
Ted: What did you do, give her a warm carl?
Jim: No, I gave her the bubble bath!
Sitting in the tub with a copious amount of bubbles making plane noises while flying over your toy twin towers and looking like George Bush
Nnnnnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwww booommmmm,is what my kid heard coming from the bathroom as I was taking my George Bush Bubble Bath!
You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)
Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"