Random
Source Code
Random
When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.
Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!
Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?
Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.
3👍 1👎
masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.
"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."
3👍 1👎
A reference to geometry dash, also related to donbaggeuttes
beat to the weet, wa wa wawawawa wo wawawawa aowdaowdoadowo.
3👍 1👎
Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.
Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!
12👍 10👎
Guy with a shaved head. Bald by shaving as apposed to genetics. Reference is to lead singer Jimmy Somerville of Bronski Beat.
Yo Bronski Beat! I'll have a shot of Patron!
Luca's all Bronski Beat...
18👍 17👎
A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.
That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?
41👍 47👎
A shit beat is when you shit in your hand and jerk off.
I jus had a really good shit beat this morning.
20👍 22👎