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Means that the thots are already blowing up phones being thirsty
Goodmorning to you. The birds are chirping.
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Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*
Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"
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The act of ejaculating on someone and then throwing feathers onto them. As a rule, only truly accomplished when the feathers are yellow, but white will suffice.
I was running out of things to do to her so I tried big birding. Everything was going well until I realized the feathers weren't yellow. I'll get her next time.
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When one or more women kneel before a cock and beg for load on their face(s)...like a baby bird being fed by its mother
I gave those bitches the baby bird, and she gagged hard.
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The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.
Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.
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A chick that won't shut her damn mouth.
We tried to keep it a secret but that flappy bird of mine let everyone know about my VD.
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Bring a man to climax via oral sex and hide the cum in your mouth without him knowing. Once he is fully relaxed and completely unsuspecting in the afterglow, lean in for a sweet little post-sex kiss, and surprise him by passing him a big mouthful of his own cum.
It's hard to get to sleep after she gives you The Baby Bird.
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