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when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth
catching the biscuit was easy last night because I was all backed up.
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Those biscuits you used to eat when you were a kid, and you were amazed to stumble upon some re-packaged in the super market the other day when you were all grown up or find in your friends cupboard. Famous ones include the'nice' biscuits which were anything but nice, the ring shaped biscuits with multi coloured icing on that make your teeth itch and look like some acid trip induced creation from the 60's (and still do! including pink and brown colours!) and such things as Bourbons and custard creams can be considered 'retro'
"John, check out the retro biscuits Chris has in his cupboard"
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A game played by three (3) or more males. A cracker, or other starch is placed in the middle of the players. The players then pull their cocks out and start whacking off feverishly. The last male to cum is then forced to eat the cracker.
Dude. I'm bored. Let's get some friends together and play Sunshine Biscuit.
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An old theatre tongue twister. Used as a way to warm up the tongue before a show, it has gained notoriety recently due to Cards Against Humanity, and it has been difficult to for people to say to this day.
Bailey tried to say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer for ten minutes earlier.
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a small dietry biscuit which can help you lose wieght.
The most blasphemous insult ever created.
Toby is a water biscuit.
Toby is on a diet. He is eating water biscuits. Mate
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The crusted residue left in ones facial hair after performing oral sex on their partner.
Tom: "Hey Jon, you've got something in your beard"
Jon: "Yea, I was muckin' Sally's barn earlier today and she left some whisker biscuits in there. I'm saving them for later"
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Normally used in reference to someone talking complete crap
Pete M, stop chatting biscuits!
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