A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.
"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"
To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook
Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday
when your sucking when he's pooping
what are you doing tonight? oh, i'm getting a blumpkin from my maid
a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.
When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.
She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds
noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.
The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.
the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket
dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap