The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.
This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?
When you place your testicles lightly on the surface of a glass of chocolate milk and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass
"Hey billy why don't you give me a FRENCH TUG-BOAT this evening, after our chess club meeting!"
When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.
I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife
spend more money; treat yourself
Should we drink wine or beer?
Let's push the boat out. Let's order champagne.
When making love to a girl and one of her legs start shaking so much,that u can put her in the back of a paddle boat and have no need to paddle,just use the motor boat or sex leg.
Oye Vivi I didn't know that your leg shook like a motor boat.
meaning the method in which someone or something is traveling is very slow.
"I still haven't gotten that magazine I ordered yet. Is it on the slow boat to China?"
Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole
I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours