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Brian is just like the name a Bryan but for ugly ass mfs with no hairline
Brian is a bitch nigga
The name of a man who has lots of sex. He's 6'5 and has a 220 IQ. He is rich. Women usually beg him for sex, but he is too busy and cool and tall.
"Have you heard from Brian?"
"No, he's probably having a lot of sex , though"
a spanish boy with beautiful hair. braces and cute chubby cheeks. he’s the best looking boy in any school with the name brian. he’s adorable and loyal. he’s also a fuckboy, but you’ll fall in love anyways. he treats girls right but if he doesn’t use you, you’re special.
her: omg that’s my ex brian, i still have feelings for him.
them: .....
A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy
A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy
Either a really sweet nice caring guy who won’t judge you or a fuck boy who will play with your feelings then act like nothing happened.
person 1- “how are things with brian going?”
person 2- “he turned out to be a fuckboy”
person 1- “i was convinced he was a nice brian”