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Function: noun
Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər
Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters
1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)
Bro 1:"Hey, broski. Tight bro beater. Did you hit the gym today?"
Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."
When an obnoxious , sweaty bro comes up and aggressively grasps your arm to get your attention, most of the time to bum a cigarette.
Bro: Hey bro! (grabs arm)
Normal Guy: Hey man, back off and quit bro gripping me!
Bro: I just want a Red man!
Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.
The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.
The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest
Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.
Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.
A blowjob given by a brother (not in relation but in spirit).
Tim's wife was out of town so he had his homeslice, Chad, give him a bro-yob to make him less lonesome.
He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.
the inseparable relationship between two or more heterosexual, often action-sports-participating, males. similar to the "hetero-life-mate", but based more on surf/skate/snow participation, party attendance and constant exchange of myspace comments and instant messages.
after a full night of sessioning street rails and drinking, dave and brian's bro-mance appears to be in full bloom.
The ultimate bro. Commonly used to refer to a close friend or pet.
"Bro Diddly, did you seriously just merc on my eggroll?"