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Bullshit don’t believe it

For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it

IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it

by Hjagdjns March 21, 2021


bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.

Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life

by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021


Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024


Bullshit Artist

Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.

Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?

Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.

A bullshit artist is an artist in the art of producing bullshit.

by Hohater6969 October 7, 2023


froggerknockle bullshit

The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!

Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!

by Fuck the Pack January 20, 2020


Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022


bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.

Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.

by B_squared March 30, 2019