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When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.
Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.
The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!
Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!
Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.
John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.
Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!
Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
A bullshit artist is an artist in the art of producing bullshit.
A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
(used for all of the above)