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the essence of hoob mixed in with doobin shnoobin
shming is a bing bong hoobin doobin who floats in the bathtub.
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Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!
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ching chong bing bing is you
ur a ching chong bing bong bruh
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What a stoner who only smokes out of a bong does everyday
Bro: "what ya gonna do today man?"
Dude: "I'm gonna do what I do everyday, bong all day long!"
Bro: "nice, mind if I join?"
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What white people think “Asian Language” is
Asian: Zao Shang Hao, do you want my noodle? It is very tasty!
American: Ching Chong Bing Bong what you say?
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Something either said by Asians as an alpha move against racists or white people saying this to seem Asian which is both racist and funny at the same time.
Person1: Ching chong bing bong
Person2: Wtf
Person1: lolololol
Person2: You sure you don't have brain damage?
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A racial slur meaning Asian. This is from a joke Aziz Ansari made.
Person 1: Shut the hell up nigger!
Person 2: You are a wing wong bing bong!
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