Urban Camping

Urban Camping: Urban camping involves the acquisition of a 45sqft apt in the city sparsely equipped with furniture or appliances. Camper subsists on top ramen, a 2 lb box of cheez-its, and diet hot chocolate packets lifted from the break room at work. Optional: Drawer full of salt and ketchup packets, disposable chopsticks and a knack for toasting bread over the open burner.

Martha had been urban camping so long in her new apartment, she was beginning to steal plastic silverware and keg cups before she even ran out!

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camping in wales

Camping in Wales is a joke from the devil, not like the funny ones where everyone laughs, but like the mean ones, where someone gets pushed off a brick wall, hits their head and bleed VEEEEEEEEEEEERY slowly to death, whilst satan shits himself laughing
See also hell and shithole

Tom: Hey man, where were you last week?
Me: Guuuuuuuh
Gus: Oh, he went camping in Wales...
Me: Guuuuuuuh
Tom: Poor bastard
Me: Guuuuuuuh

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Band Camp

a place that makes the band kids feel part of something, when in complete actuality, no one outside of the marching band, cares about.

"This one time at band camp" "no one cares..."

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Concentration Camp

A male sits on a females face, while she is licking his tant he reaches down and pinches the females nose though his nut sack and spray farts in her mouth.

Lashanda was licking my tant last night after I had a huge bowl of chili so I reached down and plugged her nose with my balls and gave her the Concentration Camp... needless to say we are no longer together.

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Tramp camp

To get pissed in a garden with girls n boys ; then passin out in tents (or anywhere dat feels relatively safe for you to sleep on)

.....dat was sum real tramp campin last nite- ooo yeh mo fucker

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Camp longhorn

The future training sight of the sluts of the world.

Just look at the girls...

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camp massad

A crap place with even crappier people, but its aight cuz the director has massive balls and we get to make fun of him.

Joe: "Did u have a good summer?"
Steve: "Nahhh, it was a shit summer at camp massad."
Joe: "was there anything good about it?"
Steve: " well, there was a director with an embiggened scrotum."

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