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A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration
I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day
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Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.
There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.
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the nickname for a Mike
Usually in high school
very famous in Maine
Mike is a Captain Hook
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A Captain Crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of STDs that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. These droppings are actually layers of the vaginal skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or "loose" use of the vagina.
This condition can also be transferred via sexual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/vaginal region. Participants with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.
Man, that girl was a Captain Crusty for sure. I wouldn't dive into that if there was a gun to my head.
What are those little droppings in your panties? Oh....She's a Captain Crusty....
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When a man sticks his penis in another person's anus, covering the head in shit, and pulls it out and mushroom slaps them across the face with it, leaving a brown mark on their head. It must be followed with the phrase, "YAR HAR! I BE CAP'N BROWNHEAD!!"
Did you hear that Sally got a captain brownhead from John???
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A hot sex move that involves doing a girl doggy style. Once you have attained a comfortable pace the male forms a mask on his face with his hands and yells CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!
Well I was blasting her in the ass and i put my hands face and pulled off the Captain America!
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A sex act that involves a swimming pool. The female holds on to the side of the pool while the male penetrates, then proceeds to grab her ankles and spin her around 360 degrees while still impaled on his cock, much like turning a ships wheel. The male has to be well endowed and the female somewhat flexible for this to work.
Captain Nemo feels extremely good and the female thinks you picked it up in Europe of someplace.
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