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When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D
Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.
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Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.
Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!
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The act of an uncircumcised penis using its foreskin to cover and lock in a circumcised penis head of another man
Khristian: bro, did you hear what Rufus did to Shane at his wedding?
Rich: no bro, what happened?!
Khristian: Rufus went and gave Shane a Chinese finger trap.
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Hold that thought, I'm off to take a Chinese singing lesson.
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When two men gently pinch the opening of their urethras in order to allow a small amount of air into the tract, then they jam the tips of their penises together and release the pinch hold. Doing so will suction the penises together causing a chinese dick trap effect.
OMG! Did you see Mikey and Vinnie hold the Chinese Dick Trap for three seconds bro!?
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When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.
Mr. Cho's daughter was a Chinese pin cushion for the football team last night.
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something to gross not able to be repeated; see silence
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