Chode Boobs

A pair of breasts that are so small they could be mistaken for defined pecks. See Chode

'david, your girlfriend has chode boobs!! nothing to grab but skin!!'

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chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

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Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.

"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."

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Chode Mode

Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.

The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.

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Fat Chode

The biggest and baddest of chode's comes with the monstrosity that is a "fat chode." It can be easily defined as a big boi or as we like to call it in New Jersey the devil's torch... it's your penis but like big 'round the middle, and it is (and will never be) a real word, but through the power of the internet you are reading this.

"Dude... Jeremy used his fat chode the sex scene in The Brave Little Toaster."
"Why did the moon landing have to have an american flag and not an acrylic statue of a FAT CHODE?"

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chode bumper

a person who bumps chodes with another person. see "chode"

John and Timmy are Chode Bumpers

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chode cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.

Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.

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