class action lawsuit

A way of suing a corporation for big money and something increasingly corporations wish to deprive you of via their Terms of Service

Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once

TikTok was able to settle the class action lawsuit before they would have to pay EVEN MORE money to everybody

Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.

We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.

Stephen's musicianship class

The most boring and unnecessary class, no one goes there voluntarily and he keeps us captive for 55 minutes.

"Well, I didn't get to do everything I wanted to do today... cause this corner of the room was talking and laughing the whole time..." (said Stephen) People were enjoying your class? Unheard of!

If you want to unlearn everything you know about music come here!

I can't wait to go sit in silence In Stephen's musicianship class (as a saxophone player) and hear him talk about why it's more important to learn which note in a scale is the "do, rei, mi ect." instead of learning how to read music!

Anatomy and Physiology Class

100% Depression rate among students who take this class, expect to see a student crying every class because they forgot the difference between the epigastric and hypogastric regions. Ever hear how the brain has 2.5 Petabytes of data, well expect 2.49 of those Petabytes to be used up. You will be forced to memorize every single part and function of the entire body. Enjoying your sleep? Well enjoy it more because you can expect to stay up to 3 AM memorizing the bones of the hand. Even the teachers are bad, they publicly shame you for not knowing the powerhouse of a cell in front of the entire class.

Student 1: "LETS GO JUST FINISHED MEMORIZING THE ALL BODY LANDMARKS"
Student 2: "but you also have to memorize the body regions for the test"
Student 3: "but you also have to memorize the body cavities for the test"
Student 4: "but you also have to memorize all the bones of the body for the test"
Student 5: " but you also have to memorize all the organ systems and their functions for the test"
Student 1: *has a meltdown and mental breakdown while the A&P teacher uses them as an example to teach about human emotions"

I just memorized everything needed for the Anatomy and Physiology Class test!
No you didn't, there's more to memorize, there's always more to memorize

Class Talkative girl

This is the person who basically is the talkative one they’ll be the one person in class who always makes jokes or talks when the teacher says something and is like a pick me girl but for not just a boy but everyone.

I think she’s a talkative girl all she does is crack jokes or act like a pick me girl.
For example: (teacher says): let’s start in our journals for logical science
(Talkative girl) or maybe make some logical sense.
(Class): {laughs}
A talkative girl is defined by: being the class clown & pick me girl
I define a class talkative girl as some one who talks to much

Dave Algebra Class

the hottest man alive

i look just like dave algebra class dont i?
YES YOU DO !!!!!!!!!!1!1!!11!!!111111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!111111!111111111zZOMG

and then the whole class clapped

A phrase used to express disbelief in a story, typically about the storyteller standing up to injustices faced by the subject of the story.

Peroson: "There was one time where my gay friend was being harassed for being gay and I punched the douche bag in the face.

Other Person: And then the whole class clapped.