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When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.
Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...
When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.
When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.
Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!
A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+
Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*
A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
Tno reference made by cringe Taboritsky larpers
Person 1: What happened to alexei
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:
person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"