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When people in some places are more likely to be bitten by a snake or cobra during a lockdown than contracting the coronavirus—these venomous reptiles are being spotted more frequently as they search for smaller or middle sized animals, which have moved away from their natural habitat, to survive.
Due to frequent lockdowns in a number of cities in China, people are more afraid of Covid-🐍 than Covid-19.
When you have a romantic “thing” with someone that isn’t defined because the awkward, lonely, I’m-working-on-myself-right-now, although needy common pandemic dating mindset.
“Are they together?” - “No, I think they just have a covid connection.”
“He waits for me in front of my building every day and holds the door. It’s great.” - “Are you guys ever going to talk?” - “Probably not.”
COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.
COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.
The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"
The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".
Covid Pace is the safe and smart approach to dating, courting and discovering someone you met on a dating app. It slows the process down, like it or not. So, slow your roll! The hope is that time invested will pay dividends when masks, costs, shoes, Sox and unmentionables go flying.
Dude 1: are you getting anywhere with the woman from Match?
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!
Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !
An individual who has an irrational fear/obsession with Covid-19 a virus with a 99% survival rate. These folks usually wear masks 24/7 & in some cases gloves. They become very hostile when they observe others not wearing masks or social distancing. Covid Worshiper have been known to lecture, yell, scream and harass others who do not share their irrational fear.
They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshiper have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshipers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.
These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshiper.
1. The cashier was such a Covid Worshiper she was getting upset because the customers nose was not covered.
2. Mark was such a Covid Worshiper he always ran in the opposite direction of unmasked people.
3. Trader Joe's was known to be run by Covid Worshipers as they forced their customers to wait outside, masked up and spaced out more than six feet. They also get very upset, kicking out customers for not covering their noses.