Cup Cake

When a mans testicles are smashed during a sport, while wearing a crappy quality athletic cup.

"Whats the problem doc?"

"Well son, it seems you've gotten a cup cake."

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go-cup

a cup used to hold any beverage that one may take with them while they are out and about/while they are on the go

"Mom gave her child a go-cup in case her child got thirsty in the car"

"We all had our go-cups when we went hiking the new trail"

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Cup Cake

Fuck all the other definitions this is the real cup cake; Fartin In to a 'Cupped' Hand and whilst the 'Arse Breath' Is Still in the hand, Letting the gas go in someones face!!

'Oh, You Little Bastard You Just Fuckin Cup Caked Me! Im Gonna Beat The Shit Out Of You!!!'

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Cupping season

The season of cold weather where women warm their hands by cupping the testicles of a man.

It’s cupping season and I left my husband in the car.

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Sippy Cup

Sippy Cup:
When u succ dick so fuckin hard, but he wont cum

Veronica: Bitch I sippy cupped Carl's dick so fucking hard last night
Emma: there's not much to succ anyways
Veronica: lmao mood

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Tea-cupped

A discret way of inviting someone with flirty intentions...

If its late at night and you change 'tea' to 'coffee' its obvious you're inviting sex.

"I just got tea-cupped" ie someone just made a flirty invite

"Wanna have tea" ie "wanna have sex"

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Cup Of Noodles

An act of masturbation. (Male or Female)

Girlfriend: If you're good I'll give you a Cup of Noodles.
Boyfriend: Shit, I can make that myself!

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