Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.

(meme) A phrase one bro says to another to indicate that he is attracted to a chick in a nonchalant manor. It can also be a game in which one bro guesses what girl the other is referring to while in public with multiple women around them.

Bro: Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.
Brah: Hmmm, the blonde? Or that brunette in the pink over there?
Bro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Damn Daniel ar ar ar

A term used to make fun of Daniel or anyone in general.

Here is an example:
Daniel: *wears trash to school*
You: Damn Daniel ar ar ar ar

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God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

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Oh hard damn, this is my jam

expression used to laugh off a shitty situation. like' oh what the the hell, its okay' or 'screw it, it's not important'

person a: SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE FILE
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit

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Damn shawty that e sex was crazy though

Usually paired with a picture of a broken monitor, laptop, phone, etc to ironically to make fun of people who do ERP (erotic roleplay) on discord.

Person 1: ahhh that was so fun
person 2: ''Damn shawty that e sex was crazy though'' (insert picture of broken monitor)

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

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