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shitty ass dictionary run by a bunch of racist douche bags, trying to say "urban" people talk different from "normal" people.
1st cat: yo that area is very "urban" better bring your kevlar vest
2nd cat: nah forget that, read up on the Urban Dictionary so you know how to talk to them cats
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You know you have way too much free time when you search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary is the bomb-diggity
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A dictionary you will actually enjoy reading.
Guy1: Im going to read the Urban Dictionary
Guy2: Why in the hell would you read a dictionary?
*Guy1 goes to UrbanDictionary.com and looks up Chuck Norris*
Guy2: Now I get it
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A dictionary that is not nearly as urban and cool as Urban Dictionary. It can also describe words that used to be urban, but have now become cool in rural farming communities.
Dagnabit would be found in the Rural Dictionary, for it is not Urban.
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Urban Dictionary is a place where people freely write definitions of words. It is also often used as an encyclopedia.
One of the great things about this is its comedic value and its ability to make you discover new hobbies or pranks and things of that nature. Let's not forget looking up your name and showing everyone how you have a huge dong.
1. lol lets write a definition of ... FART AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....
2. what the shit is an urban dictionary? lets urban dictionary it.
3. canadian slapshot... seems intersting... the guy puts his.... maple syrup... proceeds to.. oh god, thats horrible, lets try it.
4. what does my name mean? lets check it out... oh...ok....yeah, my dick is ridiculously large.....
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An online "slang" dictionary whose entries are submitted and judged by random readers.
Approximately 90% of its entries are useless teenage drivel, disgusting scatological references, nasty racist, sexual and ethnic slurs, phony "hip-hop" lingo made up by junior high kids wearing their pants around their asses, stupid white trash ramblings, and self-absorbed geek blather.
The other 10% are pretty entertaining.
"Cool Guy" - defined as "Tommy Smith from East Side High! Woo!!!"
"Ass-wipe" - defined as "That kid I don't like from my history class."
"Slut" - defined as "That bitch Chloe who slept with my boyfriend after the dance last weekend and whose face I'm gonna scratch."
"(Unprintable racist and homophobic term)" - defined as "(Misspelled, ungrammatical and largely unreadable unprintable racist and homophobic rant.)"
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A groups of cocksucking faggot losers who have nothing better to do with their time.
I want to be a cocksucking faggot loser the rest of my life so I'll spend my time reading Urban Dictionary.
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