Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.
She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.
A person who has too much weed
Person A: did you here what Karel did?
Person B: A Dutch Nationalist Thing
The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"
I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!
A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.
If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!
A software developer who is never gonna make it
That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.
To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.