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Epic Fap Fairy

The Epic Fap Fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.

Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.

Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.

Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O

by TheRealEFF November 16, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


epic hatchet man

A psychopathic serial killer hero who saves the day cutting up villains like blocks of wood.

A hero who fight for faygo,wicked clowns,and justice

Its the Joker, its a clown, no its epic hatchet man

by Xandellus January 3, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Phail

Someone who cannot play a game due to the fact they only leech points and follow others around.

Josh is an Epic Phail when playing Guild Wars.

by Pend March 14, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.

Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.

by Ilanea May 17, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic Battle Guy

The slayer of all existence, and also the bringer of the beginning, his scuttling can be heard across the ages, behind the backgrounds of time. To be blatent. Do not fuck with this being.

"Oh its epic, its an epic battle, oh oh, Epic Battle Guy."

"Epic battle guuuuuuuuuuuyy!!!"

by Dean F. & Brandyn W. September 17, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic 1337 Awesomesauce

This phrase defines a thing or situation that is the mose epic winning epic win of awesomesauceness EVAR in the history of the world FTW.

I thought the first LotR movie was good, but the trilogy as a whole was epic 1337 awesomesauce.

by Hexe February 20, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


epic face palm

1:When something, or someone does or makes
a stupid stunt or move.2:a stupid word.

"hey guys I am going to ride a bike while on fire" Cue "EPIC FACE PALM"

by XAUSTINX August 6, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž