Rural Dictionary

Black Friday Pussy

The act of going shopping on black friday, in order to find a good deal on some fresh poon.

Cotton McKnight: Bro I got some 2 for 1 action for that low price Black Friday Pussy

Pepper Brooks: Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action Cotton!

by MichaelJames November 26, 2011

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When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.

"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"

by big tommy dickface October 6, 2005

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NFF - No Fun Friday

When a group of friends heads out from work to lunch on Friday with no plans of returning to the office with the knowledge that the gathering will be off the hook fun but keeping it on the down low with a NFF label.

NFF is the foreplay to Saturday and Sunday Funday. NFF usually starts as lunch and continues into Friday Happy Hour and spirals out of control ending with late night pizza or White Castle.

Jeff headed off to NFF - No Fun Friday stating 'This will be no fun what so ever".

This weeks No Fun Friday started with posts in Australia and built momentum in South Africa and Europe. By the time NFF started in the USA the Aussies were dealing with their coyote ugly and trying to remember where their car is parked.

by The other Erik November 21, 2011

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