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A disgusting, foul, dumb piece of shit that can put a piece of Fried chicken between the gap in it’s front teeth and suck it down to the marrow in a tenth of a second.
“ Did you see that bitch that they hired to clean the toilets?? She is one disgusting fried chicken goblin”
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See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.
This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.
Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...
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When you finally get in that throat punch he’s been deserving for so long
Wow what happened to you!?
I gave him a fried green tomato, he had it coming
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The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.
fried chicken and orchids = <33333333
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When ya boy get roasted so hard een the teacher is dyin’.
They fried me yung they said “How ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit” eem the teacher was dyin’.
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Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.
Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!
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To engage in coitus with an asian female.
Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?
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