full nico

A delightful and whimsically mixed refreshment of Malibu, Everclear, and Powerade (ideally purple) preferably prepared in a storage container.

A Full Nico? Pairs well with week-old pizza. Ok, let's do it: we are going a Full Nico tonight Mitch!

Full Barber

Getting so drunk that you throw up in the bathtub

I went Full Barber last night.

I only want a few drinks tonight, I don’t want to go Full Barber.
Don’t go in the bathroom. He’s going Full Barber in there.

full ricer

Full retard

"Nigga, you just went full ricer"

Full Fur

A woman's winter coat for her Jack 'n' Danny.

"Man, she aint shaved between her legs in months. I almost threw up a hairball just by looking at that full fur!"

Full trot

When you’ve committed so deep that you’ve gone for a full trot. Usually taking the most mentally handicap way there

Dazza had a mental break down at work. He pulled down his pants and shit in a corner. He did a full trot

Full Gallop

When your girlfriend is riding you as fast and hard as she can. You must be hung like a horse for her to achieve this.

"She was on top-Full Gallop!

full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!