Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods
Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore
I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale
Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy
Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.
Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong
Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
I saw a Jimmy Garden
What a fatneek
A curry licker and has a 1 inch willy and some bushy pubes (usually eat peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
Wow I met a jimmy garden
What a furry
Someone who's in a relationship with a plant, and best friends with another. The term plant is used to lightheartedly mock someone who identifies as asexual. So if you find yourself with the closest people in your life being plants (specifically if you don't identify as one yourself), that makes you their gardener.
"You are the plants, and I am the gardener."
When a bunch of men lie down with their erections sticking out then a woman tries to shove all their penises up her vagina.
Last night i heard Charisa tried to pull a Pumpkin Garden when she was drunk.
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