Guy manicure

A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.

-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.

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Your not that guy

"Your not that guy" is what you say when someone tries to act better than they really are and imitate someone. If they fail horribly, you tell them "Your not that guy".

Jim: Bro look im Steph Curry
*misses shot*
Bill: Your not that guy

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Guy-Lee

To be excited about or to be in disbelief of.

Guy-Lee that pizza was good !

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Family Guy

The worst show in the world. It's completely random, popular only with geeks who are looking for some kind of new comedic statement, and is usually against a whole group of people.

Screw Family Guy, so Simpsons!

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nice guy

A male who can't get a girlfriend, never mind get laid, because he DOESN'T treat women like shit.

Bud is a 21 year old vergin because he's a nice guy.

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family guy

The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.

Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?

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Family Guy

Proof that we are doomed as a species.

"There is something wrong with me because I like Family Guy"

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