Simply put, a rye guy is a guy with an affinity for rye, particularly rye bread.
Don't talk shit about rye guys.
Julian: "wow nick is such a rye guy"
Eric: "wow lmao isn't that just like a soy boy"
Julian: "Don't talk shit about rye guys."
Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.
He has a bowling ball fetish...
He also has a penis named Morgan...
Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..
The worst show in the world. It's completely random, popular only with geeks who are looking for some kind of new comedic statement, and is usually against a whole group of people.
Screw Family Guy, so Simpsons!
A male who can't get a girlfriend, never mind get laid, because he DOESN'T treat women like shit.
Bud is a 21 year old vergin because he's a nice guy.
The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.
Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?
Proof that we are doomed as a species.
"There is something wrong with me because I like Family Guy"