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When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.
Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.
When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it
Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it
(fingering handshake)
I finger handshaked Jenny and she also wanted to fuck!
When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.
Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye
A game in which you grip the other person's hand as hard as possible in the form of a handshake. Whoever loses grip first will get their hand crushed, after which the winner loosens their grip. (Play at your own risk)
I did a cowboy's handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell
A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)