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Ethan Hawke

The hottest man alive

PLEASE MARRY ME ETHAN

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”

Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀

Me: Even better 😋🤤

by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 9, 2024


hawk shield

A heavy, winter coat. Especially when used as protection against cold, bitter winds ("The Hawk"). First usage heard in Chicago in 60's.

"Man, that wind was bitin', I put on my hawk shield an' booked for the crib"

by Philliam13 December 7, 2006


hawk tuhh

Ways to make a man go crazy, it’s the action of spiting on a man private parts to make him go crazy

Hawk tuhhspit on that thing

by Ye2001 June 24, 2024

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HAWK TUHH

When you want to spit at someone over text you say HAWK TUHH.

Bro#1: "Dude did my girl just spit at me through text?"
Bro#2: "Yeah bro, she said HAWK TUHH she definitely spit at you."

by Jake hairs Jan March 21, 2024


hawk too

a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."

That's why i cage my "hawk too."

by Sloma Jack Clucks December 6, 2024


Tony Hawk Syndrome

The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.

"Tears of the Kingdom Link suffers from Tony Hawk Syndrome."

by Dadsday107 April 28, 2024


rat hawk

A nickname given to someone who screeches like a hawk during intercourse, and looks like a hawk while naked.

Girl, I was with Nathan last night, he was such a rat hawk in bed.

by Dildozz69 March 23, 2016