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Henderson High School

A typical suburban high school located in West Chester, PA. The administrators think Henderson is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and the student population is divided into numerous cliques which interact with each other sparingly. If you go to Henderson, chances are you deal with the following:

1) Somebody will pull a dumb prank, with graffiti in the bathroom being a common problem, and never get caught. The school letter will always say that the school's good reputation has been tarnished.

2) There will be a kid, or small group of kids, that interrupt class frequently (Spanish class is usually a victim) as if they are the only ones who are cool enough to be pissed off at school. Everybody else in the classroom wants to leave just as much and wishes these kids would just shut up so they can just write down what they need and watch family guy or weeds when they get home.

3) There will be one teacher per grade everybody knows is a "cool teacher."

4) The kids in the incrowd give each other nicknames. All of these nicknames are predictable and lame.

5) The girls that are hot are usually very arrogant and bitchy but nobody cares because a. they're hot and b. theres a ton of gross rumors going around about them anyway.

6) One counterculture kid will try his/her best to scare everyone. They don't.

7) Misplaced pride is abundant.

8) There is usually something that is being overhyped by the student population.

9) You know that despite the school's bragging your GPA is probably on a curve or everyone's homework copying or embarassingly simple machinations have worked on the teachers.

10) Jackass and/or CKY worship is of course common.

Despite the parade of juvenile delinquency, kids in Henderson are usually pretty laid back with each other so long as there isn't drama causing an average of a year long strife between them. It's simply another wealthy school with a bloated ego and schoolwork that everyone saves until the last minute and forgets soon after. To survive such a cliche school everyone does the cliche thing: smoke headies, drink budmilloors and natural ice, break the law, and talk about it alot. It's just high school - you love it or hate it.

We go to Henderson High School. We can't wait to hang out in town this weekend.

by MasterDisaster February 25, 2009

59πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Bernards High School

A high school located in Bernardsville, NJ of about 800 students from five towns: Bernardsville, Bedminster, Far Hills, Peapack and Gladstone. Widely considered one of the best public schools in the state, BHS does have its share of deadbeat potheads (about 80% of the student body has at least tried marijuana) but also many intelligent, hard working students who attend renown institutions for college. Because the school is located in such a wealthy area of central NJ, the student parking lot and Olcott Avenue contain many luxury cars such as BMWs, Audis and the occasional Porsche. The hallways are frequented with students wearing J Crew, Polo, Vineyard Vines and every other expensive clothing brand you can think of. Although predominately caucasian, there are a large amount hispanics that attend Bernards that mostly live in "Little Paraguay" at the edge of Bernardsville. Being a smaller school, Bernards athletics can be lacking at times but occasionally have success such as the recent boys soccer state championship and football team's conference championship. Although they usually show up closer to half time rather than the beginning of the game, Bernards students are known to very rowdy at sporting events and create a great home field advantage, along with making games very fun to attend and a social event. BHS can be relatively boring but students coming to school intoxicated or high serve as interesting topics of discussion although they are usually short-lived.

You go to Bernards High School? How many country club memberships do you have?

by bhsstudent March 19, 2012

31πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Tempe High School

A highschool in Australia that has donkeys running around everywhere. No one has any common sense and even the selective students are dumb. The teachers care more about uniform than education. Never come to tempe high school! Go somewhere else!!

Person 1: "What school did you get into?"
Person 2: "SYDNEY TECH! YES! What about you?"
Person 1: "Lucky wtf, I have to meet the fools at Tempe High School. "
Person 2. "Rip goodluck bro"

by #1FanOfTheBetaSquad November 15, 2021

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hough high school

The worst place on fucking hell. This is not a school its a prison. Don’t come and waist four years at this school drop out. Only good thing about it are the tenders on Tuesday.

Hough High School is shit just like the staff.

by BeatMyWife May 14, 2019

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shaker High School

A school for stuck up rich kids, and drugs are wild. But the teachers are madddd hot and thickkkk.

Shaker high school is awesome.

by Richkid12345 August 2, 2018

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


presentation high school

a β€œschool” that is complete bullshit and most of the girls don’t want to be there!! they make you miserable and want to die

β€œoh you go to presentation high school? i’m so sorry :( that school is bullshitβ€œ

by deadgirl23 January 24, 2019

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Corry High School

A school full of racists yee haw boys that do steroids, druggies, pot heads, mentally ill bitches, and homewreakers. Where girls don’t know how to keep them selves clean and smell of fish. Also where girls wear dog collars, and boys complain about hats

So you go to Corry High School, I heard there’s a lot of bitches that wear collars.

by Mantiwkang November 12, 2021

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž