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When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.
Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro
Horns have to be appreciated every 7th December of the years. Cute ,long, fragile, small… horns have to be appreciated and loved on this day.
Guys it’s 7th December !!! It’s national horns appreciation day!!!! Hehehhe*insert character here* Ily
When 2 gay dudes touch penis's together and one pulls his foreskin over the other
So we were at this club, walked into the bathroom only to find a couple fags train horning
The Man, Myth, and Legend. One that can instantaneously make an emotional connection with the female gender leaving them speechless with the smoothness of the moistening experience of the undergarment.
How does Horn Daddy do that? Horn Daddy is way too smooth.
the act of lighting your partners genitalia on fire and proceeding to fuck it vigorously. You must finish on your partners face to simulate the sensation of s fire extinguisher.
Did you hear that jerry did the flaming bugle horn with kathren yesterday.
an instrument commonly used for bird-watchng and to celebrate a soccer games
"dude pass the swiggle horn i see a cardinal"
When a guy shoots his load in a woman's fist while getting a handy. Best if done without warning.
I gave my gf a Creme Horn this morning, she took it like a champ.