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To interact with a human being
A: Hi, I'm having human interactions
B: Good for you
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The act of holding your partner's legs over your shoulders, while you hold their feet, like a backpack, and they are giving you a rim job.
Hey Cheryl, I'm bored. You want to try the human backpack?
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Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.
Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"
Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"
Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."
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Someone that screwed something up so much that they can no longer be human.
" Why did you score on our team Riley. You are such a Human-Non."
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An excuse for people to be dicks to each other.
An invalid argument usually used against Anarchy and Communism.
The impulse to survive. If the best way to survive in a given society is to compete and gather more wealth than the next guy, humans in that society will strive to compete. Likewise, if survival requires cooperation, then the human will strive for cooperation.
"Ner ner ner, human nature. Now I can pretend I'm not ignorant about two political theories which I've never bothered to research or consider."
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a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states
There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!
That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.
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when 3 or more people dance together tonchin and grindin on each other or actin like their havin 3 way sex on a dance floor.
"lets go in the kichten and make a human sandwich".
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