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ice that has been marinating in a drink for while therefore soaking up the liquid
Harry: “This ice taste like grape juice.”
Ashley: “That’s because it’s marinated ice.”
Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet
Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!
When it's cold af and you get an erection
"Bro, last night I got kicked outta my house, It was the middle of winter, and some reason I had a strange ice rocket"
The stripper / prostitute that visits ice shanties. Like a lot lizard, but for ice fisherman
I didn't catch any fish while ice fishing, but I did catch crabs from the ice carp.
An alcoholic cocktail consumed in BC Canada by a person with a dirty 70’s moustache.
Hey Jared, that Ice Sanchez looks fab, I wish I had one!
an attractive woman who ice climbs with you
"man I really want an ice mommy to climb with"
"dayum son, she a ballin' ice mommy"
When you lose your smirnoff ice and find it again thereby completing the prerequisites to being iced.
Jason: "Guys I lost my ice and then found it under a towel."
Everyone: "You just iced yourself."