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Your sisters husband or husband's brother, usually older.
The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.
Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.
The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
I bumped into my Brother-in-law at the grocery store, he winked at me before his wife came back with grapes, then proceeded to tell her how ugly I am.
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Judas Priest's most popular song; the theme song for masturbation.
Patrick's Mom- "PATRICK WE'RE HOME!"
Patrick's Dad- "Where is patrick?"
(the intro to breaking the law is heard up in Patrick's room)
Patrick's Mom- "OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!"
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One of the most ace lads on the planet. Total ace and a real laugh, he truly is >>j00.
He's had more women than you've had hot dinners, son. And he's an ace troll, too.
Lives in to town.
omg!!1 it's teh Callum law!!1!""!!"2!shift! hes teh bestest acest guy evaaaaar!11
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A term for pop, soda, coke, or any other type of carbonated beverage.
Hey, go out to the fridge in the garage and grab that biddy a damn gun law.
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1) you may only jizz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.
2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.
3) you may not jizz in front of family members
4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.
feel free to add more.
Dude, you just broke the first and third laws of masterbation by jizzing on your dad!
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A small town or large village (depends how you look at it) in north-east England. It's mainly full of murderers and drunks. Many people who aren't from the area fear the place as if Satan had created it. People from Tow Law realise that it's not that bad due to the recent opening of a Co-op and a Greggs.
Has a large Pikey presence but they're pretty mellowed out.
Person not from Tow Law: "I had my car fitted with armor plates so I could briefly drive through Tow Law! I'm positive I saw someone getting eaten by savage Pikeys!!"
Person from Tow Law: "Hey Pikeys, want to go to Greggs or the Co-op? I'm starving."
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Everything that has happened, is happening and will happen is because Alex Smith had sex with a man 17 times in one day.
Kid 1- I totally bombed that test.
Kid 2- Just remember Alex's Law.
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